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THE GLADEZMEN:

This three piece band of swamp freaks Fu#@ing! Rock! The Gladezmen are from deep in the swamps of south Florida, and it shows in their music, giving them a unique sound and style that’s truly all their own.This psycho trio is able to cover all the bases, from rockabilly to white boy rap!I call it Swampfunkapunkabilly! Maybe I should add that to Wikipedia!

Their new CD “Big Ol’ Monster” is another killer offering from this moonshine-drenched psycho trio. It’s sure to bring the swampabilly out of ya’ and have you dancing a jig like ol’ Jed Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies! The lyrics and samples from old movies and TV shows are clever and funny. I don’t know; maybe it’s all the gator or possum meat combined with their moonshine-soaked brains that have allowed them to come up with their own unique style and sound. Or maybe it’s just some funky voodoo? I don’t know? All I do know is that I hope they keep it up because I want more!

Check em’ out @ myspace.com/gladezmen

BONE YARD:

“American Made” is not just the current PR gimmick from our elected idiots; it’s the new CD from Bone Yard. This band of American outlaws claims to be a southern rock band, but I’m not sure I would limit them to just that one category. With a sound reminiscent of bands like Alice in Chains and Soundgarden, you can see their rock-n-roll roots.

This 10-song disk contains rockin’ collections from power house tunes like Broken Halo and Hellz Angel, to lighter burners like “Dying on the vine”. It’s hard to say which song would be my favorite, they are all kick ass! One other interesting note about this album: the cover art is by band member (base) and demented low-brow artist Dog Mac.

BLOODY JUG BAND:

First Drops is the debut offering from The Bloody Jug Band. The lead vocals’ pairing of Cragmire and the lovely Stormy Jean is a nice mix of gravel and sugar.

This six-song EP is a snappy collection of classic country tunes spun with their own flavor, along with some of their own brand of original country honky tonk tunes, played with various unusual instruments, such as the one-string upright bass made from a wash tub and a stick, or moonshine jugs and a wash board, giving them a real down home good ol’ boy sound.

Check em’ out @

http://www.bloodyjugband.com

Amber Alert! Amber Alert! There are some escaped sick-O-mental patience and know

gator molesters on the loose! Lock up your back doors, lock up your kids, lock up your

wife, and for god sakes lock up your gators! They could be coming to a dive bar near

you! If I had to describe the Gladedzmen with one word it would be

Floridacountrypunkafunkapsycoswampabilly!

Tweet that bitch!

Right from the intro on Scallium Anarchs it’s apparent that guys are not from this planet!

Or maybe it just from drinking too much back woods moonshine, whatever it is that

make these crazy Florida rednecks kick out their brand of southern psycho music.

These boys from the swamp can really kick it up!

www.myspace.com/gladezmen

Psycochargers new disk: Mark of the Psycho. From the first moment I popped the disk in I was drawn into a psychotic haze, where I wake up peddle to the metal, burning rubber in a cloud of smoke, my “Baby Got A Gun”. Heehaw me and Chi Chi’ are going on a run Yea babe it’s gonna’ be fun! Me, my baby and Jimmy Beam are tearing up the streets in my “Psycho Death Machine”. I feel her rumble, I hear her roar.

She’s the craziest bitch I’ve ever seen, sexy as hell and just a little mean! Chi Chi squeals liquor store, Hodjie mart who we gonna rob? She giggles, eanie, meanie, miney, Moe catch a... Stop babee! That’s the one! I slam on the breaks and jam into the lot; she’s already half way out the door as I screech to a halt. Chi Chi jumps out, shotgun in hand, Chi Chi burst through the door and screams give me all your money or kiss your ass good bye! I spit on you, you filthy American whore! Hodjie says just before my baby screamed like Xena and blasted Hodjie all over the wall. Chi Chi grabs the cash and turns, more shots fired as Chi Chi blast out the door!

Psychocharger roars, as Chi Chi dives in headfirst. Chi Chi took one in the shoulder, I watch her “Turn Blue”. Chi Chi’s been living the “Life of Sin” since she was “Thirteen”.

I decide to take her to old crazy Doc, “They Call Him Sadistic” because he always says “I Eat The Dead”. Blood!!! Shock!!! Kill!! Rock!!! We’re on a mission to “Live Fast, Never Die” I love my psycho baby because she brings out the “Beast In Me”, I feel the “Call of The Necrofiend”. Now I’m a “Wanted Man”, I’m a wanted man in California, I’m a wanted man in Kansas City, I’m a wanted man in Ohio, I’m a wanted man...

I woke up in the morning struggling to make my way through the haze. Damn did all that just happen or was it all a dream? I look down to see Chi Chi lying on top of me, naked, except for a bloody bandage… Shit baby we gotta’ go! Psychocharger’s blaring on the radio!

Hot Damn this CD rocks! I love it! Buy it I promise you won’t be disappointed! http://www.psychocharger.com

Jason and the Punknecks: Love Us or Hate Us Hillbilly Rock -n- Roll.

I’ve never been a country music fan, but I have to say I love this collection of Hillbilly/country punk songs by the Punknecks, with Wildman Jason Punkneck and his tattooed face rockin’ the guit-fiddle and sweet Polly Punkneck with a voice as sweet as any country star are one of the coolest bands I’ve seen for quite some time. From the very first time I saw them perform I was hooked! This three piece band has more energy and stage presence then most bands could ever dream of. This CD is packed full of some ass kickin’ tunes, and it’s clear that they are as talented as they are irreverent and funny. So don’t miss a chance to see them perform live! You’ll be downing shots and kickin’ up you heels, and dancin' like a hillbilly fool! So get out of your trailer and pick up their CD, kick off your shoes, drink some shine and let the hillbilly in you get out and dance!